Everton Articles

Everton’s 8-bit Fork in the Road
In a life full of things I can point to that I’m absolute garbage at, one that’s always stuck with me is just how stank-awful I was at The Legend of Zelda.  In the golden age of the Nintendo Ente... [Read More]
Everton’s Jet Black Hallucinations and the Three Agreements
A few years ago, I was killing time in my local record store—a place specifically designed for killing time—when I came across one of those albums whose art alone intrigued me enough to make me pull t... [Read More]
Everton and The Life Pursuit
“I was thinking maybe we could go outside  Let the night sky cool your foolish pride Don’t you feel alive These are your times, these are your highs.” –The Verve   When I thought abou... [Read More]
Post-Match Brooding: Bournemouth (A)
Days like Saturday are a sobering reminder that this season is indeed a season of transition, lest we’ve forgotten. We’re three games into the season and you already feel like you could write a novel ... [Read More]
EAW 2018/19 Season Preview
Back once again for the renegade master. D4 damager? Well, that’s for you to decide. Everton are BACK baby, ready to ruin your weekends all over again. The fat hank is gone, the smell of gravy has bee... [Read More]
Our Corleone Moment
The ball is played out of defence, into the feet of Idrissa Gueye. He takes a touch, then another. “Move it on!” shouts some idiot in the crowd, thinking that Gueye will somehow hear, and obey. I’m su... [Read More]
No, YOU’RE Spartacus
There was an interesting moment after Daniel Wass powered in Valencia’s winner at Goodison on Saturday. As most of the Everton side stepped out with their heads down, Seamus Coleman approached Sandro ... [Read More]
My First Game: The Great Escape
I can still picture it to this day. Every time I go the match and look over to the Park End I can still see it clear as day, as if someone is holding a photograph over my eyes. The sight of a half bui... [Read More]
EAW World Cup Review
Bloody hell, that was a bit great, wasn’t it? Well we here at EAW aren’t ready to let go of the World Cup just yet. So we’ve done a (pretty extensive) review. Enjoy!     What was the high p... [Read More]
That Sweet Summer Fever
Reader notification: This piece contains a few “buzzwords”, but sometimes they’re unavoidable. Stick with me, regardless. May 16th, 2018.  What a day, eh?  “What do they want?” Am I wrong to want the ... [Read More]

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