Everton Articles

His Own Devices
Amid the post-Koeman maelstrom, a host of names have been thrown into an unlikely melange of potential successors. In this bizarre waiting room, Paulo Fonseca is rubbing shoulders with Duncan Ferguson... [Read More]
It’s a Fickle Game
One of the first truly “English” English words I learned in the early days of my existence within the weird and wacky world of Everton Twitter was “bin”—a word that in American English is ... [Read More]
The Midweek Ramble: Cold Chips
The Koeman era came to an end just like an old tub of mayonnaise, sour and fucking stinking. His hopes fried just like a plate of his favourite chips, his dream of managing the love of life Barcelona ... [Read More]
Carpe Diem
You may have noticed that there’s been a distinct lack of output from Everton Aren’t We’s fine writing posse. That’s mostly because there really isn’t much to cover any more. And, with Everton in the ... [Read More]
Koeman, Stupid.
Do songs ever pop into your head at certain moments that seem to be a manifestation of your exact state of mind at that particular time? Happens to me all the time for a variety of reasons. Pop music ... [Read More]
The Burden of The Ideal
Well, that escalated quickly, eh? All I want to do is to go back and wrap myself up tightly with that warm, sweetly satisfactory feeling from this summer when we confirmed deals for Jordan Pickford an... [Read More]
The Midweek Ramble No.3: Double Dutch
It’s not been the best of weeks for former Ajax players who then managed the club having both also played for Barcelona. While Frank de Boer was shown de door at Palace, who is seemingly on a mi... [Read More]
The Midweek Ramble No.2
It’s incredible to believe that in a summer in which Everton spent more money than they ever have, on players who have long term futures with the club and the potential to flourish as top draw t... [Read More]
The Steven Pienaar-sized hole & other problems down Everton’s left
There remains a Steven Pienaar-sized hole in Everton’s midfield. Roberto Martinez’s makeshifts only served to isolate Leighton Baines and Ronald Koeman is repeating the error. So far this ... [Read More]
The Reign of Terror
I have a confession to make. I’m soft. Soft as s****. A complete pushover. Especially when it comes to Everton. Those who know me from Twitter will testify that I’ll make excuses for even ... [Read More]

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