Everton Match Previews

Arsenal v Everton Preview
Welcome to Everton, Marco.     There you were casually doing them tactic things, flashing an impressive watch on the touchline, the weird thing in press conferences where you suck your top ... [Read More]
Everton v West Ham Preview
Obviously the last thing Everton’s perma-volatile luck needs right with right now is a full Brexit Jamboree XI coming to Goodison on the back of 4 straight defeats to play Partisan Walton’s injury-fuc... [Read More]
Everton v Huddersfield Town Preview
Everton’s next game marks the beginning of September. The gentle opening to the season hasn’t exactly been maximised but nevertheless it’s been reasonably pleasant so far. The patience amongst us all ... [Read More]
Bournemouth v Everton Preview
A trip down south is next for the act-casual-about-slight-improvement-lest-you-jinx-it early season Everton juggernaut. This game being a precursor for 2 winnable home games is too tasty a morsel to *... [Read More]
Everton v Southampton Preview
I think it was good to have Everton back. Maybe my blood pressure would maybe disagree there but there’s pills for that. Obviously it was just one game and it would absolutely ludicrous to draw extens... [Read More]
Wolves v Everton Preview
Hey again you. You’re back, course you’re *** back, it’s la cosa nostra and there’s virtually no chance you can jib it. A three month St Domingos hiatus coupled with a boiling hot summer and a t... [Read More]
West Ham v Everton Preview
And that’s a wrap. So how was it for you? Another chapter in the occasional great book of St Domingos comes to a close, without any danger of leaving a bookmark lest we have to revisit any of the cont... [Read More]
Everton v Southampton Preview
I sit here tired. Life has been a bit of a slog lately. Of course it’s nice also to have a pleasant weekend distraction like, let me think for a mo, a football team that does ace stuff and makes you g... [Read More]
Huddersfield v Everton Preview
It’s a last min preview  this week as life got in the way of describing oppositions as scruffs, suggesting tame lookalikes, offering no tactical insight whatsoever and, oh yeah, Everton. Or maybe that... [Read More]
Everton v Newcastle Preview
It’s a grim state of affairs, this particular purgatory that Everton find themselves in. One one end of the scale you may call it comfortably numb. On the other end of the scale; complete abject apath... [Read More]

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