Everton Match Previews

Chelsea v Everton Preview
This is quite a game for Everton for many different reasons, all of which I’ll fail to articulate adequately below. With that sort of enticement, you’re free to swerve reading on. Ross Barkley spreads... [Read More]
 
Everton v Brighton Preview
It caught me by surprise today whilst in a surreal situation somewhere tucked away in the tropics with time to dwell on my hands, and no data connection to distract a restless mind: the realisation th... [Read More]
 
Man Utd v Everton Preview
Extensive scientific research has shown that any burgeoning Everton momentum must be crushed in a manner befitting of Tiananmen Square. So forgive me if Everton winning 3 games in a row and going to O... [Read More]
 
Everton v Crystal Palace Preview
It’s a positive indicator when an international break is considered an interruption rather than a reprieve, so it was heartening to see more than a handful of you actually missing Everton in your life... [Read More]
 
Arsenal v Everton Preview
Welcome to Everton, Marco.     There you were casually doing them tactic things, flashing an impressive watch on the touchline, the weird thing in press conferences where you suck your top ... [Read More]
 
Everton v West Ham Preview
Obviously the last thing Everton’s perma-volatile luck needs right with right now is a full Brexit Jamboree XI coming to Goodison on the back of 4 straight defeats to play Partisan Walton’s injury-fuc... [Read More]
 
Everton v Huddersfield Town Preview
Everton’s next game marks the beginning of September. The gentle opening to the season hasn’t exactly been maximised but nevertheless it’s been reasonably pleasant so far. The patience amongst us all ... [Read More]
 
Bournemouth v Everton Preview
A trip down south is next for the act-casual-about-slight-improvement-lest-you-jinx-it early season Everton juggernaut. This game being a precursor for 2 winnable home games is too tasty a morsel to *... [Read More]
 
Everton v Southampton Preview
I think it was good to have Everton back. Maybe my blood pressure would maybe disagree there but there’s pills for that. Obviously it was just one game and it would absolutely ludicrous to draw extens... [Read More]
 
Wolves v Everton Preview
Hey again you. You’re back, course you’re *** back, it’s la cosa nostra and there’s virtually no chance you can jib it. A three month St Domingos hiatus coupled with a boiling hot summer and a t... [Read More]
 

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