Match Reports

Swansea (h) 18.12.17
“There goes my hero, watch him as he goes. There goes my hero, he’s ordinary” The roast dinner revolution rumbled on apace. Five games unbeaten now for Partizan Walton and it’s become apparent that a ... [Read More]
 
Newcastle (a) 13.12.17
“Please don’t dwell upon your wooden leg, your fucking limp is boring me” I’ve never been this confused. We were meant to hate him. And yet when I look at that big, ruddy cheeked face, jaw furiousing ... [Read More]
 
Liverpool (a) 10.12.17
“Back once again for the renegade master, D4 damager, power to the people….” If there’s one fixture I despise, it’s the annual trip to Shelbyville. You know exactly what you’re in for. Half and ... [Read More]
 
West Ham (h) 29.11.17
“We’ve come a long long way together, through the hard times and the good” Alright? Been a while hasn’t it? I can only apologise if you’ve been missing my demented post match scribblings but to be hon... [Read More]
 
9.9.17 Spurs (h)
        Shite.... [Read More]
 
27.8.17 Chelsea (a)
“Don’t wish it away Don’t look at it like it’s forever Between you and me I could honestly say That things can only get better” After spending £150m odd this summer, you&... [Read More]
 
24.8.17 Hadjuk Split (a)
“Shot through the heart, and you’re to blame, You give love a bad name. I play my part and you play your game, You give love a bad name” Coming thick and fast these little snippets o... [Read More]
 
21.8.17 Man City (a)
“You gotta know when to hold ’em, Know when to fold ’em Know when to walk away, And know when to run” One of the offshoots of playing in the Europa League is that Saturday 3pm ... [Read More]
 
17.8.17 Hadjuk Split (h)
And in that darkened underpass, I thought “Oh God, my chance has come at last” But then a strange fear gripped me and I just couldn’t ask Fancy some European togger to keep your midw... [Read More]
 
12.8.18 Stoke City (h)
Hello? Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me Is there anyone at home? In a change from the scheduled programming, your Everton reviews are now going to be coming in a game by game for... [Read More]
 

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