Match Reports

Chelsea v Everton Review
A ‘good point’ is a weird term – It’s like being turned down for a date but with constructive criticism,  not an achievement but not really a failure either; “you’v... [Read More]
Everton v Brighton Review
We Evertonians are a weird bunch. Not as weird as that lot across the park and their overboard optimism (joint top of the league on points difference, don’t you know). Our kind of optimism is sa... [Read More]
Man United v Everton Review
Everton, that. Another visit to Old Trafford, another defeat. A tale as old as time (or 2013). It shows how much things have changed in recent months that we’re disappointed with losing 2-1 with... [Read More]
Everton v Crystal Palace Review
January 2017 – a magical time that might as well feel as far away as Blade Runner. The floss wasn’t a thing, we were one failed tweet away from nuclear apocalypse, and suggesting Allardyce... [Read More]
On the whistle: Rotherham Reaction
Nothing says second string like a starting XI fronted by a striker booked on a 6am Ryanair flight to Spain to start a season long loan. We’ve never really taken the Cara.. Cari.. Carling Cup ser... [Read More]
Swansea (h) 18.12.17
“There goes my hero, watch him as he goes. There goes my hero, he’s ordinary” The roast dinner revolution rumbled on apace. Five games unbeaten now for Partizan Walton and it’s become apparent that a ... [Read More]
Newcastle (a) 13.12.17
“Please don’t dwell upon your wooden leg, your fucking limp is boring me” I’ve never been this confused. We were meant to hate him. And yet when I look at that big, ruddy cheeked face, jaw furiousing ... [Read More]
Liverpool (a) 10.12.17
“Back once again for the renegade master, D4 damager, power to the people….” If there’s one fixture I despise, it’s the annual trip to Shelbyville. You know exactly what you’re in for. Half and ... [Read More]
West Ham (h) 29.11.17
“We’ve come a long long way together, through the hard times and the good” Alright? Been a while hasn’t it? I can only apologise if you’ve been missing my demented post match scribblings but to be hon... [Read More]
9.9.17 Spurs (h)
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